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Diary.txt

Dear Diary,

Day 69 of my Web3 journey:

8:00 AM - Woke up, checked portfolio. Still poor.

9:30 AM - Spent 6 hours trying to center a div... 
Then I realized I could just use flex. 🤦‍♂️
Why didn't anyone tell me this 5 years ago?

3:45 PM - Found a new token. Website looks like Win 98.
This has to be the next big thing, right?

4:20 PM - Tried explaining Web3 to my grandma.
She asked if it's like her AOL account. Close enough.

7:00 PM - Portfolio update: Even more poor.
Maybe I should try turning it off and on again?

11:11 PM - Made a wish for 100x gains.
Backup plan: Learn to code. LOL jk.

TODO:
- Stop checking portfolio every 5 minutes ❌
- Get a real job ❌

Status: Still bullish! 🚀

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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(Still in beta, like everything in Web3)

Would you like help with:

🧠 Generating useless token ideas
🎨 Creating AI-generated NFT collections
🤝 Networking with other NPCs
📈 Analyzing charts (just random lines)

Quotes.txt - Notepad

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR WEB3 DEGENS
=================================

"Buy high, sell low" 
    - Warren Buffett, probably

"WAGMI (We Are Gonna Miss Income)" 
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of Trading

"When life gives you dips, buy more" 
    - Albert Einstein, Theory of Loss

"1 DOGE = 1 DOGE" 
    - Isaac Newton, Laws of Crypto Motion

"To FOMO or not to FOMO, that is not even a question" 
    - Shakespeare, probably on CT

"I think, therefore I ape" 
    - René Descartes, Crypto Philosophy

"All your base(d) are belong to us" 
    - Anonymous Discord Mod, 2024

"In the end, it's not the gains you made, but the friends you liquidated along the way" 
    - Mother Teresa, Trust Me Bro

Remember: 
- Past performance is not indicative of future performance
- But future performance is probably worse

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CopiumInjector.dll Running 420MB

Portfolio.exe Critical -69%

GetRich.exe 404 Not Found ∞ Years

Wife.exe Task Failed Error 404

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